Mozart

What is Mozart?


1.

One bad ass mofo who could rock the piano like no one else.

Bach ain't got nothin' on Mozart.

When I grow up, I want to be just like Mozart.

See Clyde

2.

A composer/performer of Classical music. Born 1756, died 1791. A musical prodigy, he began to play the keyboard at age 3, and composed his first piece of music at the age of 5. His works are often regarded to be the epitome of the Classical era of music, perhaps because he the most well-known of Classical composers. Some of his most famous works include the Symphony no. 40 and his collection of piano sonatas.

I played Mozart's Sonata no. 12 yesterday for a recital.

3.

The greatest composer of classical music ever. This genius has composed some of the most memorable music ever, such as his Symphony No. 40 and the Requiem. His career was a short one, for he died at the age of 31. Although he was very popular, he did not earn much money for his composition. He died in a pauper's grave, unmarked too.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is unmatched in his skill of composing music. He changed classical music forever, and set a bar so high that still no one has managed to overcome.

See Joe Millionaire

4.

Mozart is considered the greatest composer ever. His music is considered perfect. Somehow, even from his infancy, Mozart was able to combine the exact perfect combinations of notes to produce music that is the best ever made. Mozart's genius is projected through his music into the listeners' minds through the "Mozart Effect", of which a study was done showing that students who studied listening to Mozart, rather than other composers scored significantly better on SATs.

Mozart was a composer in the classical period of music.

5.

A genius musician who lived rich, died young, and wrote the best music ever.

Is there really anything left to say?

6.

To be extremely drunk. So named in honor of the famous composer, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, who spent extended periods of time composing music while feverishly intoxicated.

Dude #1: "Dude, you were effin' Mozart last night."

Dude #2: "Yeah, I heard I composed all over Drew's van..."

See drunk, pissed, blotto, crunked, tanked, soused, three sheets to the wind, RHH

7.

Mozart or Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, was a famous pianist and composer of the 1,700's but this is also used in "pulling off a Mozart" as in someone is playing the piano while exposing their anus and making farting noises.

This is oftenly thought of as badass among pianists and extremely challenging.

Man: "OH MY GOD! That little fucker is pulling off a Mozart!"

Elderly Black Man: "I just saw that awesome bastard do it like an hour ago!"

Man: "He must be going for the worlds longest Mozart!... EAR-TITS!!!"

See mozart, piano, badass, pianist


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