What is Mozer?
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A long extension of hair protruding from the back of the cranium, often braided and occasionally adorned with ribbons or beads. A Mozer is in the Mullet family. Only cutting-edge fashionistas dare to sport the Mozer.
His long, braided Mozer gently swept the calm suface of the quiet lake as he leaned over the side of his vintage canoe and slightly wet the collar of his pink, ruffled tuxedo shirt.