Mpalkonia Edit Meaning

1. some sort of material based item used to wipe ejaculatory fluid on to when finished masturbating and/or having sex but withdrew before e..

1. When you meet a delicious looking guy, but he turns out to be a massive knob... Scene: At a bar in a club... Mim: Wow check him out.....

1. To put a pound coin up someone's bum. I'm really uncomftable. Frank quijjed me last night. See money, coin, pound, bum, anus..