What is Mpb?
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noun - Male Patterned Blindness; some men's inability to recognize that a woman is attracted to and interested in him until after she leaves and it's too late to act on it.
Due to Shane's MPB, he was not able to hook up with Tina.
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Miscellaneous Party Bruise
Dave woke up this morning with a MPB after getting very messy last night
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Common short hand for MillionairePlayboy, a pop culture magazine.
MillionairePlayboy is a long title to type out each time someone talks about it.
The guys over at MPb have pics of the new Minimates
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when your about to bang a girl and the guy zips his pants down and blows his load
I got a zipper poper on your mom last night.
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