Mpb

What is Mpb?


1.

noun - Male Patterned Blindness; some men's inability to recognize that a woman is attracted to and interested in him until after she leaves and it's too late to act on it.

Due to Shane's MPB, he was not able to hook up with Tina.

See clueless, afc, wbafc, loser, naive

2.

Miscellaneous Party Bruise

Dave woke up this morning with a MPB after getting very messy last night

See drunk, damage, drinking

3.

Common short hand for MillionairePlayboy, a pop culture magazine.

MillionairePlayboy is a long title to type out each time someone talks about it.

The guys over at MPb have pics of the new Minimates

See Andrew


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