Mpe

What is Mpe?


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A.) Miles per eatage; B.) My point exactly

A.) Man, slow down!!! We're in public and you're eating at 90mpe! B.) Jeff: How did I get in trouble for not snitching? Chris: Usually your parents tell you NOT to be a tattle-tell! Jeff: MPE!!!

See ikr, seriously, nk, whatever, anyways


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