What is Mpf?
1.
The noise one makes when is:
i. Extremely excited
ii. Reaching a sexual climax
iii. Is studying Physics
Person A: MPF MPF physics left-hand-push rule
Person B: What the hell are you doing, damn it?
Person A: It's a sigh not a sexual moan.
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2.
otherwise known as a Multiple Posting Frenzy. The act of leaving many posts in a row on a friend's page. Usually a response to insomnia, caffeine, alcohol, stimulants or a genuine desire to annoy others. What these posts lack in quality they make up for in sheer volume.
The act of posting on a person's wall until your posts are the only posts visible on their wall.
The facebook version of drunk-dialing.
Tiffany was shocked to find that she had 28 notifications on facebook from the night before, all from her crazy friend Kate. She just chalked it up to one of Kate's caffeine-induced 2 am MPF's.
Last night I got drunk and had an MPF all over my ex boyfriend's page.
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3.
Monkey Pimple Face
Used to describe an extremely hideous person with an acne problem and a face that brings tears of fear in your innocent little eyes. Also is very contagious and a walking STD.
"Watch out, you'll catch its MPF!"
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4.
The noise one makes after a very gassy fart but just before they throw up.
*Person 1 farts*
*Person 2 laughs*
Person 1: MPF MPF (laugh) MPF MPF *vomit*
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