Mpg Edit Meaning

1.

Multi-Purpose Glove: an adaptable garment, first displayed to the British public at the Great Exhibition of 1851.

"Please remember, my dear," Prince Albert gently prompted Queen Victoria, "that your muff is not only for keeping your hands warm. It's an MPG - and thus an apt depository for my royal todger."

See deprivacy, multi-tasking, mitten, apt, griper, jungle book, todger, under-melbage, heiferlump, sporran, lumberjacket, spear-carrier, yoker, warhole, blumenthal, smelter, satisfaction, Persson

2.

Mysterious pussy gut

Hey matt check out this lady's mpg. Oh wait that might be a dude

See front butt, fat, pussy, gut, stomach

3.

miles per gallon

my moped gets 100 mpg

4.

Multiple player game

Don't boost Kameo - it's not an MPG.

5.

Mutual Pain Gain. Sort of like S&M, MPG is when the person giving the pain wants the person recieving it to enjoy it, so that both people gain from the receiver's pain.

Dude1: Are you into S&M?

Dude2: Sort of, but I like MPG, more.

6.

monti protection group,

sonny started an anti monti protest and gathered up sum recruits so me and my homies are the mpg, if u aint with mpg ur gay..

eg: faheem, sonny, mike- 3 fags right there

yo man hows monti?

nah his cool bro, the MPG have shit under control

how gay is AMP

ye the anti monti protest is the gayest shit since mikes birth

7.

Mr. P. Griffy

Yo MPG! You lookin' good today. Fo' sure.

See n.

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