Mp's Expenses

What is Mp's Expenses?

Using someone else's money to pay for a luxury item you would not possibly dream of paying for yourself.

Hazel "I really want to get some antique doorknobs for the faux medievil drawbridge over our moat"

Geoff "No problem honey, we'll stick it on the mp's expenses, Gordon bought a helicoptor last week"

Hazel "Spiffing!"

See expenses, crooks, politicians, liars, thieves

Jagerboobs

1. When taking a shot of jager off a set of boobs. I went to the bar and did 4 jagerboobs. See jager, boobs, jagerboobs, gooty, jagerbomb..

Butt Fink

1. v. When a person farts and baby elf like creatures come out of their butt in a clear and smelly gastric juice. n. The name for each ind..

Uraziz

1. the place beyond recognitionof 'pleasure'... ie whatever floats your boat Man if i got any drunker i would be in Uraziz! See..

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