Mp's Expenses

What is Mp's Expenses?

Using someone else's money to pay for a luxury item you would not possibly dream of paying for yourself.

Hazel "I really want to get some antique doorknobs for the faux medievil drawbridge over our moat"

Geoff "No problem honey, we'll stick it on the mp's expenses, Gordon bought a helicoptor last week"

Hazel "Spiffing!"

See expenses, crooks, politicians, liars, thieves

Lmmo

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Have A Slice

1. A euphamism for "Go fuck yourself". The phrase was coined by UCSD students in La Jolla, California. Range and tone of voice is..

O_<

1. a shocked face, that has also been poked in the eye at the same time. can also be used the other way around like ">_O" exac..

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