Mp's Expenses

What is Mp's Expenses?

Using someone else's money to pay for a luxury item you would not possibly dream of paying for yourself.

Hazel "I really want to get some antique doorknobs for the faux medievil drawbridge over our moat"

Geoff "No problem honey, we'll stick it on the mp's expenses, Gordon bought a helicoptor last week"

Hazel "Spiffing!"

See expenses, crooks, politicians, liars, thieves

Quit Shit Pissin' Around

1. Stop wasting f'n time! Get your ass over here and quit shit pissin' around! See lazy, shit, piss, fire engine 1. Stop wast..

Undulating Thrum Bobber

1. An erect penis quivering. Rob made her squel when he poked her with his undulating thrum bobber. See shlong, cock, shaft, wank..

Evercrap

1. The proper name for Everquest. That idiot blew his whole paycheck playing that Evercrap game, and he hasn't paid his rent two mont..

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