Mp's Expenses

What is Mp's Expenses?

Using someone else's money to pay for a luxury item you would not possibly dream of paying for yourself.

Hazel "I really want to get some antique doorknobs for the faux medievil drawbridge over our moat"

Geoff "No problem honey, we'll stick it on the mp's expenses, Gordon bought a helicoptor last week"

Hazel "Spiffing!"

See expenses, crooks, politicians, liars, thieves

Below The Belt

1. (adj.) Below the line of what is acceptable behviour. Used to describe an insult that was a little extreme, but comes from physical figh..

Zipper Sub

1. A sexual act that involves smearing edible substances like peanut butter or honey or chocolate syrup around one's privates and havi..

Kow-tows

1. To give in to, to submit to even though you are right and they are wrong. Not standing up for your rights. Next time that bully threate..

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