Mp's Expenses

What is Mp's Expenses?

Using someone else's money to pay for a luxury item you would not possibly dream of paying for yourself.

Hazel "I really want to get some antique doorknobs for the faux medievil drawbridge over our moat"

Geoff "No problem honey, we'll stick it on the mp's expenses, Gordon bought a helicoptor last week"

Hazel "Spiffing!"

See expenses, crooks, politicians, liars, thieves

Zucchini Line

1. The male equivalent of a bikini line; 'zucchini' due to it's phallic appearance. "Man, do you wax your zucchini lin..

Vicious Pounding

1. When you're going all out during sex. Preferred on one night stands and or hookers. "I gave that bitch a fucking vicious pou..

Zebracorn

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