Mp's Expenses

What is Mp's Expenses?

Using someone else's money to pay for a luxury item you would not possibly dream of paying for yourself.

Hazel "I really want to get some antique doorknobs for the faux medievil drawbridge over our moat"

Geoff "No problem honey, we'll stick it on the mp's expenses, Gordon bought a helicoptor last week"

Hazel "Spiffing!"

See expenses, crooks, politicians, liars, thieves

Dickdiculous

1. When something about a male is so ridiculous that it enters the realm of dickdiculous. Originally used strictly for describing the male ..

Putts

1. short for "shmutts' stupid putts See Jimbo 2. a man with a extremelly small penis. Chase, you have a putts. See small, p..

Shitjerk

1. when a man masturbates while taking a shit that was an extraordinary shitjerk See shit, jerk, toilet, masturbate, jack..

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