Mp's Expenses

What is Mp's Expenses?

Using someone else's money to pay for a luxury item you would not possibly dream of paying for yourself.

Hazel "I really want to get some antique doorknobs for the faux medievil drawbridge over our moat"

Geoff "No problem honey, we'll stick it on the mp's expenses, Gordon bought a helicoptor last week"

Hazel "Spiffing!"

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Killkenny

1. Kilkenny people are great really, they come in their droves over the bridge everyday to help the Deise folk with their daily duties. At ..

Frozen Oyster Shot

1. When using an ice luge, a man strategically drops his cum within the track of the luge. This freezes up on its way down, somewhat like ..

Zig Wig

1. A wigger who uses zig-zags to smoke with. "Aye bay bay. You see that zig wig over there. I betchu hes got that dank shiznit."..

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