What is Mp's Expenses?
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Using someone else's money to pay for a luxury item you would not possibly dream of paying for yourself.
Hazel "I really want to get some antique doorknobs for the faux medievil drawbridge over our
moat "
Geoff "No problem honey, we'll stick it on the mp's expenses, Gordon bought a helicoptor last week"
Hazel "Spiffing!"
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