Mp's Expenses

What is Mp's Expenses?

Using someone else's money to pay for a luxury item you would not possibly dream of paying for yourself.

Hazel "I really want to get some antique doorknobs for the faux medievil drawbridge over our moat"

Geoff "No problem honey, we'll stick it on the mp's expenses, Gordon bought a helicoptor last week"

Hazel "Spiffing!"

See expenses, crooks, politicians, liars, thieves

Jutbo

1. the act of running around in nothing but a speedo why would he jutbo in this weather? See jut, bo, jubo, jub..

Gwep Snog

1. A tiny kiss. Made with your hands by drawing your index and middle finger down and raising your thumb so both fingers meet half way, wit..

Vagankle

1. A portmanteau created by combining the words vagina and ankle; defined as when one is so obese that there is no thinning of the leg betw..

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