What is Mpw?
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Mander Portman Woodward
Semi-independant college situated in South West London renowned for its intimate classes and schemes allowing students to cram qualifications into one year.
Students are usually boarding school drop outs or those who have been ill and need to resit years to exceed further education. There is a close relationship with teachers and students and all attenders have a 'Personal Tutor' whom supervise progress and offer moral support.
Most people who attend are complete dickheads, sloanes, pretentious wankers, wannabe rudeboys etc. Although the odd down to earth, extradinary gem might be found in a year, this person will probably be famous.
"I love mpw man, I've just done a gram of K and I'm late for Geography"
"Oh really? I'm so high I dunno how im gonna get through Maths"
"You guys are lucky, I'm gonna be tripping in Yoga"
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