Mr. Awesome

What is Mr. Awesome?


1.

A guy or girl that is basically succeeding at everything that a person is supposed to be, according to social expectations. (i.e. the right clothes, job, house, ride, good looking, in shape, tech savvy, environmental, financially astute) and it annoys the bejesus out of you because they know it and are quietly smug and condescending in general attitude.

Hey man have you talked to Dave lately?

Who? You mean Mr. Awesome?

Dude, I know. He makes me hate my life.

Yeah, he'll remind you of that too.

Hey Jenny, where were you Thursday?

Volunteering at Amnesty International.

Oh Jeez. You're a real Ms. Awesome.

See douche, tool, himbo, bimbo, over-achiever

2.

A male teacher who is sexy, smart, strapping, stupendous, Smiley, and has an awesome beard and big eyelashes. Wears flip flops. Is cool. Is a huge tease

"Awesome flip flops Sally"

"thanks Mr. awesome"

See teacher, male, sexy, hot, handsome, beard, jake gyllenhaal


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