Mr. Bear

What is Mr. Bear?


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a fun loving bear that likes long walks under the moonlight. he's married to an amazing bear named mrs. bear. he wears a beanie on his head to keep warm. he also wears his seatbelt while taking long trips in the car. he's the shit. he also attempts to commit suicide everynight by jumping off a bed...he's stuffed.

horny guy in car at light: "who's that sexy passenger riding with that chick?"

other dude: "oh that's mr. bear"

See bears, bear, baer, stuffed


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