Mr. Belvedere Edit Meaning

1.

To Mr. Belvedere means to excrete something that need to be cleaned up. It can be cum, shit or other bodily fluid or function.

I Mr. Belvedered myself.

See cum rag

2.

verb. to crap, especially in one's own pants.

Uh oh, I just Mr. Belvedered myself...

See mister, belvedere, crap, shit, poop, feces, number two, number 2, two, 2, Nannerpuss

3.

A towel specifically used for wiping both

male and female sex cum off and out of the participating parties. Can be used for weeks at a time. Also known as a cum rag.

"I have cum all over my stomach, can you get Mr. Belvedere to wipe it off please?"

See cum, clean, wipe, belvedere, rag

4.

It's when you're having sex with a girl and you're about to climax. You pick up a feather duster and tickle her nose, making her sneeze, which causes all her muscles to contract, including her vagina. Similar to a donkey punch.

Last night I gave my wife the Mr. Belvedere.

See donkey punch, climax, vagina, nose