Mr. Big

What is Mr. Big?


1.

the worst rock band to ever score a #1 hit. Screechy singing, sloppy and derivative guitar playing, cock rock lyrics, shitty songs, cliches - everything about them just plain sucks.

I saw Mr. Big as an opening act for Rush in 1990 and boy did they ever ess you cee kay. They were so awful most of the people on the grounds got up and went underneath the bleachers until the 45 minute set was up. We all remarked about how extreme the band was in their flat-out suckability. They were the worst band I had ever seen in my life. Rush came on stage after that and rocked the house, like I knew they would. Mr. Big sucks out the ass. Big time.

See metal, rock, suck, loud, obnoxious, cliche, cock rock, Jim Jupiter

2.

when a girl fucks herself with a mr. big chocolate bar and then eats it

yeah sorry, i'll be right over i just have to finish my mr. big

See freaky, dirty sanchez


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