Mr. Bo-jangles

What is Mr. Bo-jangles?


1.

An African American in showbusiness who has no problem with reinforcing negative racial stereotypes to further their career and standing with the white man.

It means no disrespect to the actual Mr. Bojangles, but casts the image of a black man tapdancing to please his white masters in Hollywood.

If you're on the UPN, you're a Mr. Bojangles.

2.

An African American male in showbusiness doing whatever the white man says to become more successful. See also: Aunt Jemima, Uncle Tom.

While derogatory in modern use, the term refers to succesful and groundbreaking 1920's dancer/actor William Robinson, who was nicknamed Bojangles in his vaudeville days. It means no disrespect to the talent and hard work Mr. Robinson put forth to become one of the most important entertainers of all time.

If you're on the UPN network, you're a Mr. Bojangles.

3.

A Jim Croce song. Mr Bojangles is a dancin' man.

Jim: I kne a man Bojangles, and he'd dance for you, in worn out shoes. Silver hair and ragged shirt, the old soft shoes... He jumped so high, then he'd lightly touch down.

See Jon

4.

(n) A black man with a penis 14" or longer. In most cases, this is used as a weapon, usually a saber. If you are a Mr. Bojangles, or a Bojangle if you will, then you probably could, and will, kick anybody's ass.

Erik Nelson: "I'm so gay, I wish I could be a Bojangle..."

Mr. Bojangles: "Sheit Cracka, I'll kick yo ass with this shit!" And he did.

5.

the funniest thing i've heard in a long time

the best part is the pecker slap

See hawk

6.

(n) A black man with a penis 14" or longer. In most cases, this is used as a weapon, usually a saber. If you are a Mr. Bojangles, or a Bojangle if you will, then you probably could kick anybody's ass.

Erik Nelson: "I'm so gay, I'm wishin' thats I was a Bojangle!"

Mr. Bojangle: "Sheit cracka, I'll kick yo ass." And he did.

7.

When a woman is pregnant, get a cup of her breast milk, and while doing her from behind, have a third party male (Mr. Bo-Jangles) put all the breast milk into a super-soaker, and punch her hard in the stomach to cause premature birth. Then, spray the baby in the face with the breast milk, and pecker slap it. Then proceed to yell Mr. Bo-Jangles while running out of the room.

Man 1: Did you hear about Tenisha's premature baby?

Man 2: Yeah Dave brought a Mr. Bojangles and and Bojanglized her ass!

See Dave


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