Mr. Brightside

What is Mr. Brightside?


1.

A guy who has terrible luck with with girls, or anyone who catches a lot of tough breaks in general.

- 'But it's just the price I pay, Destiny is calling me, Open up my eager eyes, Cause I'm Mr. Brightside'

- "wow the girl u like just started going out with another guy... better luck next time mr. brightside."

See mr. brightside, lucky, unlucky, the killers, girls

2.

Hand-job.

I didn't want to have sex with him, so I just gave him a Mr. Brightside.

See hand-job, a cappella, killers, masturbate


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