What is Mr. Brightside?
1.
A guy who has terrible luck with with girls, or anyone who catches a lot of tough breaks in general.
- 'But it's just the price I pay, Destiny is calling me, Open up my eager eyes, Cause I'm Mr. Brightside'
- "wow the girl u like just started going out with another guy... better luck next time mr. brightside."
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2.
Hand-job.
I didn't want to have sex with him, so I just gave him a Mr. Brightside.
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