Mr. Bush

What is Mr. Bush?


1.

A pedophile in his late 20s who uses the excuse of being a track coach and history teacher to flirt with girlsunder the age of 18.

Ex. 1: Mr. Bush: "I broke up with my last girlfriend because she didn't know how to iron."

The real reason is because she was probably too old for him, 18 is his limit.

Ex. 2: Mr. Bush has the numbers of all the hot girls on the track team.

Ex. 3: Sally: "When I was talking to Mr. Bush, he was staring at my tits. And I should be failing right now, but I have an 85 in his class." (fake name, real story)

See pedophile, girls, 18


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