Mr Claypole

What is Mr Claypole?


1.

The final orgasmic lunge that is technically a 'double jester's.'

Both feet fully stretch with rapid toe-curl as the Captain twitches and fires his yoghurt torpedo.

"Ooh darling, I'm nearly there! Ahhh, Mr Claypole's at the door!!"

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