What is Mr. Clean?
1.
A sexual term to be used when one is having intercourse with a bald woman, and before jizzing in her, he takes out his dick, jizzes in his hand and rubs it on her bald head, thus giving her head a certain shine like Mr. Clean's.
Guy 1: "Hey how was your trip to the hospital yesterday?"
Guy 2: "Oh man I totally did the Mr. Clean with this cancer patient"
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2.
When you use hand sanitizer as lubricant to give a guy a hand job.
Sam gave Brandon a Mr. Clean.
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3.
A sexual maneuver in which the person administering oral fills his/her mouth full of toothpaste beforehand. This leaves the
Man 1: Dude, did your girlfriend give you a Mr. Clean last night?
Man 2: Hells yeah, you know she did!
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4.
A nick name given to bald people or those with ridiculously short hair.
Hey look! It's Mr.Clean!