Mr. Clean

What is Mr. Clean?


1.

A sexual term to be used when one is having intercourse with a bald woman, and before jizzing in her, he takes out his dick, jizzes in his hand and rubs it on her bald head, thus giving her head a certain shine like Mr. Clean's.

Guy 1: "Hey how was your trip to the hospital yesterday?"

Guy 2: "Oh man I totally did the Mr. Clean with this cancer patient"

See bald head, clean head, jizz head, G-Mizzle

2.

When you use hand sanitizer as lubricant to give a guy a hand job.

Sam gave Brandon a Mr. Clean.

See purell

3.

A sexual maneuver in which the person administering oral fills his/her mouth full of toothpaste beforehand. This leaves the dickin a minty fresh state.

Man 1: Dude, did your girlfriend give you a Mr. Clean last night?

Man 2: Hells yeah, you know she did!

See oral, sex, blow, job, mister, paste, toothpaste, bj, blowjob, dick, lick, suck, cleen, Ratchard

4.

A nick name given to bald people or those with ridiculously short hair.

Hey look! It's Mr.Clean!


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