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When you have to take a shit so bad that it's popping out of your asshole and pushing into your flannel underpants.
I drank to muc..
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Doing a girl up the butt so she doesnt get pregnant
Guy: I want sex but i dont have a condom.
Girl: Well i dont want to get pregnant, ..
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Instead of a standard ringer, or a ringer of a song, moan tones cause a cell phone to make deep, ecstatic moaning noises, as one makes w..