Mr. Ed

What is Mr. Ed?


1.

Someone who is hung like horse

Damn that guy is a Mr. Ed, all the chicks want want that 10 inch piece he carries in his pants.

2.

Sexual act when you're penetrating a young lady in a doggy style fashion and just as you are about to ejaculate, you reach over and pull the young lady's top lip back exposing her teeth and gumbs while she makes horse-like sounds.

Due to my interest in horses, I had a bitch bend over and gimmie some Mr. Ed while I tore it up doggy style.

See doggy style, bent over, bend over, ass fucking, anal

3.

Mr. ED = "Mr. Erectile Dysfunction" = a guy who can't get it up.

Brother & Sister having lunch at college:

BROTHER: So, sis, I see you went out with Dick Senormous last night. I have gym with that dude, and his pecker head hangs down below the bottom of his towel. So, did you get any action?

SISTER: He tried, but, he's Mr. ED bro'; his pecker head hung DOWN to his knees all night long. I think he needs a penis reduction. I don't think there's enough blood in his body to get that thing up!

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