Mr. G

What is Mr. G?


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The biggest badass muthafucka in town. Lives in a mushroom on the Island of Herbal Achievement with the Sketchy Volcano, Karoo!, Mr. Loopy, Hoshkabosh, and many others. Spends his days smoking weed of all kinds and, with his trusty utility bong, does nothing about crimes that occur on a daily basis. He has a penis the size of Delaware and a face chiseled by gods. He also enjoys long walks and brutally murdering pumpkins and pies. Him and his best friend Stan/Cthulu/Sathulu are now in a travelling band of Gypsies who preach about the environmental state of the Sun.

Oh Shit! It's Mr. G!

See god, buddha, jesus, yaweh, allah


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