Mr. Hankey

What is Mr. Hankey?


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A talking piece of poo that comes out of the toilet during Christmasto give presents to children that eat plenty of fiber. He will only appear to the people that believe in him.

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

He loves me, I love you

Therefore vicariously he loves you

I can make a Mr. Hankey too!

See shit, poo, south park, toilet, christmas, x-mas, pinch a loaf


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