Mr. Happy Pants

What is Mr. Happy Pants?

When a cat kneads/massages your neck/back/boobs,or any other part of your body, while purring, and kissing/sucking on your ears/eyes ect.

Gizmo was in his Mr. Happy Pants mood today.

Well look at that Mr. Happy Pants.

Mr. Happy Pants gave me a boob massage.

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Stump Lumpies

1. Slang for Genital Warts. That skank prostitute down the street gave me a bad case of the Stump Lumpies See Joshua 2. Slang for Genit..

Ist

1. Means "Indian Standard Time." We have or own standard time, because we always show up about 1-2 hours late to everything. If ..

Jufer

1. A Jew that has a furry pussy. Aww i had sex last night and that bitch was a jufer..

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