Mr. Jones

What is Mr. Jones?


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Junk, Penis, Dick, Peter, Flesh Rocket

Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales

Stare at the beautiful women

"She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me."

-Counting Crows, August And Everything After

See cock, pecker, weiner, willy, shaft


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