Mr. Jones

What is Mr. Jones?

Junk, Penis, Dick, Peter, Flesh Rocket

Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales

Stare at the beautiful women

"She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me."

-Counting Crows, August And Everything After

See cock, pecker, weiner, willy, shaft

Lunchmeating

1. acting like a lunchmeat eg, talking loudly on cell phone about stupid, pointless shit, or just acting like a dumb ditz Look at all tho..

Zombification

1. The process of animating corpse; in the traditional voudoun religion, this is achieved through fissioning the soul to detatch that part ..

Greengrocers Mask

1. An description of a brown paper style bag used as an expression of disgust said to ya matez when encounterin' an ugly girl. She&ap..

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