Mr. Jones

What is Mr. Jones?

Junk, Penis, Dick, Peter, Flesh Rocket

Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales

Stare at the beautiful women

"She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me."

-Counting Crows, August And Everything After

See cock, pecker, weiner, willy, shaft

Zealotpker

1. A lop-sided creature with a tendancy to fall sideways. Commonly used slang for idiot. HaHa! You fell over... you're such a Zealot!..

Hoopshot

1. When someone is checking out your ass. Zude, that nympho ranger totally just gave you a smoking hoopshot! You fully ride the short bus..

Shmammied

1. being completely hammered that you slur your words and can't control yourself. Priscilla was really shmammied at that party the ot..

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