Mr. Jones

What is Mr. Jones?

Junk, Penis, Dick, Peter, Flesh Rocket

Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales

Stare at the beautiful women

"She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me."

-Counting Crows, August And Everything After

See cock, pecker, weiner, willy, shaft

Driving 64

1. Playing it safe. The interstate speed limit is 65. So,one driving 64 is playing it safe. I asked Mike is he wanted to spend his bonus..

Career Paralegal

1. For retards that couldnt get into law school, or are too lazy to be lawyers James chose to resign as a lawyer, instead to become a care..

Zayme

1. A variation on the exclamation "damn". Often used in place of 'damn' as to put emphasis on how extreme the situation..

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