Mr. Jones

What is Mr. Jones?

Junk, Penis, Dick, Peter, Flesh Rocket

Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales

Stare at the beautiful women

"She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me."

-Counting Crows, August And Everything After

See cock, pecker, weiner, willy, shaft

Ol' Brown Eye

1. Another term for the asshole. "Yeah, I looked down and her ol' brown eye was starin' me right in the face...

Backwards Motorboat

1. The act of placing one's face in the butt crack of another person, followed by rigorous side-to-side motion of the head accompanied..

Nice Tits

1. breasts or chest on a female found to excite the male observing them - usually causing an erection or hard on and possibly enticing the ..

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