Mr. Jones

What is Mr. Jones?

Junk, Penis, Dick, Peter, Flesh Rocket

Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales

Stare at the beautiful women

"She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me."

-Counting Crows, August And Everything After

See cock, pecker, weiner, willy, shaft

Jizzweed

1. An obnoxious person. Often annoying many people in a small space, making it more annoying when you can't leave. Person A: (making ..

Schwance

1. penis, popularized by comedian Dennis Miller (also spelled shwance) I jerked off my schwance and shot scroatmeal all over. See Salvo..

Robert Downey

1. A self gratification and masturbation technique in which the palm of the hand is on the top of the shaft, wrapping your fingers around, ..

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