Mr. Jones

What is Mr. Jones?

Junk, Penis, Dick, Peter, Flesh Rocket

Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales

Stare at the beautiful women

"She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me."

-Counting Crows, August And Everything After

See cock, pecker, weiner, willy, shaft

Mow Job

1. 1. The grooming of bodily hair using an electric shaver or shears. 2. Providing the service of mowing lawns. Most commonly performed b..

Oxymoronic

1. adj. of or having to do with an oxymoron The concept of a funky white boy is oxymoronic. 2. Having a desire for two opposite things...

Splund

1. A large, overweight, pink spherical creature hailing from the dark and gloomy depths of the trap door. Often renowned for his deep voice..

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