Mr. Kmetz Edit Meaning

1. When your significant other is asleep on the couch and or bed, you approach with the utmost stealth, t-bag them, photograph the event an..

1. Literally, short for "god's blood." Many centuries ago, was used as an oath. Comparable to saying "god damn" ..

1. May be confused by a straight non-hip caucasion as being a possible "affliction". Condition in which one hand is crimped and ..