Mr. Lapham

What is Mr. Lapham?

the act of inserting one's penis between another's double chins

he gave the fat chick a Mr. Lapham

See hairy taco, beef curtains, hot carl, mushroom stamp

Ostracism

1. Banishment or being shunned. The state of being exiled from any society, usually by popular vote, for any reason. Disgrace and idiocy ar..

One Wiper

1. A bowel movement that requires only a single wiping in order to properly cleanse the anal cavity. (Note: the single wipe is enacted for ..

Uber Dump

1. A shit amongst shits. also referred to as "the Alpha Shit". A long, fat, juicy turd among a cluster of turd nuggets. I took a..

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