Mr. Limpy

What is Mr. Limpy?

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A novelty sex-toy created by Fleshlight(tm), a manufacturer of male masturbation aids. It is a fake penis that is always limp (hence the name). Especially popular at bachelor/bachelorette parties, Mr. Limpy comes in several colors and sizes. It is famous for its stretch/launch-ability, as well as several other more practical uses (i.e. paperweight).

Hey, what did you just hit me with...<stares Mr. Limpy on the floor>...I'm so gonna kick your ass

See sex, toy, sextoy, dick, cock, rubber, silicone, latex, flaccid, limp, paperweight, funny, dildo
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