Mr. Llama

What is Mr. Llama?


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An underground porn lord who markets his product towards adolescents and infants. He calls his merchandise "Llama Candy" and frequently tries to hand out ordering forms which he has on his person at all times. He also has an anonymous partner who supplies him with all sorts of degrading footage for free.

He also carries a Sniper Rifle which has never hit it's target.

"Man I wish I could watch Bang My Butthole Episode Five but I can't find it anywhere"

*Mr. Llama slinks out from underneath the ass of a rock (Yes, I said it, the ass of a rock) With a paper in his hand.*

"Sign this, and all your dirtiest Paris Hilton related wet-dreams will come true..."

See porn, porno, sleazy, degenerate


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