Mr. Llama

What is Mr. Llama?


1.

An underground porn lord who markets his product towards adolescents and infants. He calls his merchandise "Llama Candy" and frequently tries to hand out ordering forms which he has on his person at all times. He also has an anonymous partner who supplies him with all sorts of degrading footage for free.

He also carries a Sniper Rifle which has never hit it's target.

"Man I wish I could watch Bang My Butthole Episode Five but I can't find it anywhere"

*Mr. Llama slinks out from underneath the ass of a rock (Yes, I said it, the ass of a rock) With a paper in his hand.*

"Sign this, and all your dirtiest Paris Hilton related wet-dreams will come true..."

See porn, porno, sleazy, degenerate


4

Random Words:

1. a way of stating how obviously stupid a statement is that has just been made bob"i like this booked because it cool" Ted Rep..
1. A theory based on the fact that sick days should always be spent at school and not at home where they will only be wasted. The reason ..
1. A guy who gets alot of sluts cattie Ayee that nigga tyrone a cattie king, i seen him with 3 just last night See pimp, playa, g, thug, ..