Mr Long Thing

What is Mr Long Thing?

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Arnold Schwarzenegger's big fat penis

The Children:whats that

Arnold:this is mr long thing your new class mascot

Arnold:go ahead and pet mr long thing

The Children:He spat at me

Arnold:I dont care keep peting him

The Children:i dont like this

Arnold:Dont make me do to you what i did to mr fluffykins

The Children:where is he

Arnold:up my ass should be out in two week....or more!

The Children:AAAAAAAAAAH

Arnold:keep going danmmit or ill break your legs

The Children:your scary

Arnold:don't mind the white stuff it mean he likes you

Johnny:taste salty

Arnold:thats it you dead

Now poor johnny is in Arnolds ass

See dick, shlong, wang, poo
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