What is Mr. Missionary?
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A guy who is very narrowminded when it comes to sex-positions and/or unatural sexual tendencies. Mr. Missonary will despice all positions except the missonary position, and will have a hard time dealing with people talking about other positions or talking abouth their love towards, oh lets say horses.
Example 1:
Dude: "Oh man I'm so gonna watch some horse-pr0n tonight!"
Guy: "I fucking hate you now - alot!"
Dude "Oh chill Mr. Missionary"
Example 2:
Chick: "David totally skullfucked me last night - he's so thrilled about me getting that glasseye"
Dude: "That's so fucking wrong - I fucking hate you evil bitch!"
Chick: "Whatever you say Mr. Missionary..."
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Far off the beaten path, out of the way, not near anything
Farther than cutty or cuts
Damn, this is the cutty ranks!
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something you have written yourself and are to scared to show people, in case they say "yeah it's crap"
have you sent m..
