Mr. Perfect

What is Mr. Perfect?


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Chewing gum while having sex with a chick in front of a group of people the Male spits his gum out and slaps it with a open hand into the cheering crowd.

Hey dude! Your gum hit me last night when you were pulling a "Mr. Perfect"

See sex, group, gum, slap


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