Mr. Phelps

What is Mr. Phelps?


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A nickname for the monkey that does your errands.

"Good evening, Mr. Phelps. Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to bring me bananas from the grocery store. Should you be caught by animal control, I will deny any ownership of you. Good luck Jim."

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