What is Mr. Phelps?
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A nickname for the monkey that does your errands.
"Good evening, Mr. Phelps. Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to bring me bananas from the grocery store. Should you be caught by animal control, I will deny any ownership of you. Good luck Jim."
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a joke that if it were to be told in the right context with the right timing would actually have a chance at being considered laughable,..