Mr. Satan

What is Mr. Satan?

1.

The Chuck Norrisof Dragon Ball Z. He's the World Martial Arts Champion and the strongest man in the entire universe. He singlehandedly defeated Cell, Majin Buu and bitch-slapped Vegeta for disrespec'in' him.

For a short while, he was in a loving homosexualrelationship with Majin Buu, but it didn't last because the sex was too squishy.

Spectator #1: Wow, SSJ3 Gokuis a badass.

Spectator #2: No... no he's not. He just died.

Spectator #1: Wtf how?!

Spectator #2: Mr. Satan gave him cancer, using only his mind.

Spectator #1: SRSLY?!

...............................

Spectator #2: Yes.

See goku, dragon ball z, dragonball, dbz, hercule, cell, owned
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