Mr. Smooth

What is Mr. Smooth?


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A person who is adept at making unwelcome passes at fine ass bitches], but not hoes. This person often uses horrendous pick up lines, which scarcely work. Mr. Smooth is only a transformation of DPLOFK is his more condescending form. The subject is often known to change his voice to a deeper, and more sensual tone. Mr. Smooth is not to be confused with Mrs. Smooth. They are married, but only together because of their obscene comments.

Mr. Smooth is known to use such pick up lines as:

"I'll even let you be big spoon?"

"I don't want to make babies, i just want to practice"

"Hey, you look dirty, wanna take a shower?"

"Hey, you look clean, wanna get dirty?"

*CAUTION--USE ONLY WHEN SUBJECT IS DRUNK--CAUTION* "Hey, wanna make out?"

Mr Smooth: "Did you just touch my penis?"

Subject: "NO!"

Mr. Smooth: "Do you want to?"

See smooth, blee, Mr. Smooth


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