Mr. Stalker Pants

What is Mr. Stalker Pants?


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A person who stalks a person and finds out almost everything about them. I.E. - Their new job, where they live, their phone number, etc. But, still like them, so instead of calling them just a "STALKER!!!!", it is more of a joke, so it's "Mr. Stalker Pants"

Teacher: Wow Mr. Stalker Pants, your stalking abilities sease to amaze me.

Student: I know, I know.

See stalker, funny, cns, stalking


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