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When your boning your old lady in the dark you leave the room to take a piss. your friend is waiting in the bathroom, he comes in your p..
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Some of the only living people to have good taste in music.
We'd all just be happy if we were Beatles fans, I swear.
See the beat..
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Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.
Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?
Me: Hell, ..