What is Mri?
1.
A medical diagnostic imaging examination that is ordered for one of the following reasons:
1) The
2) The Radiologist needs a new Ferarri.
3) Your doctor is an idiot.
4) You actually needed one (least likely).
I went to the doctor and the x-ray showed an abnormality, so he ordered a
cat scan . Thecat scan was inconclusive, so they tried anultrasound . The ultrasound was basically useless so my doctor ordered an MRI.
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2.
Magnetic resonance imaging.
The doctor said I do need an MRI.
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3.
MENTALLY RETARDED IDIOT
WIGGER: I'll fuck yo ass up nigga!"
PERSON: Dude, your such an MRI, STFU.
WIGGER: I dont need magnetic resonce imaging!"
PERSON: Fucktard nerd,your a mentally retarded idiot!
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