Mrph Edit Meaning

1. Crust on ipod headphones from the listener's earwax. Eeew no way I am letting you listen to my ipod -- last time you gave my headp..

1. The act of masterbating while using mayonnaise as a lubricant. Sonia was caught mayobating on Tom's bed, She was using Heinz mayon..

1. Another name given for the source of all male power. See chode /me draws all my l337z0r strength from the Chode of Kadath and obliterat..