Mrs. Johnson

What is Mrs. Johnson?


1.

a bitchy person who tries to teach but fails, ending up ruining people's lives.

mrs. johnson

See bitch, asshole, jackass, peggy

2.

When a male following oral sex, retracts his penis from the girl or "dime peiece" and climaxes in a line on a table and his "dime pieces" proceeds to snort the line of sperm or man juice. To complete this act the male must exit the room saying one of two things 1. "snort that shit miss Johnson" 2. " its in you nose bitch....hahaha"

Im coming bitch get ready to do the Mrs. Johnson.

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