Mrs Mop

What is Mrs Mop?


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Generic name for a scrawny grotesque woman who works in a coffee bar but has no idea how to actually make coffee. The only thing she is good at is short-changing Spaniards.

Fetch me a latte. If Mrs Mop's serving, forget it. That gormless bitch wouldn't know a coffee if it jumped out the cup and fucked her shitty old arse.


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