What is Mrs Mop?
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Generic name for a scrawny grotesque woman who works in a coffee bar but has no idea how to actually make coffee. The only thing she is good at is short-changing Spaniards.
Fetch me a latte. If Mrs Mop's serving, forget it. That gormless bitch wouldn't know a coffee if it jumped out the cup and fucked her shitty old arse.
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A drop-dead good-looking girl. Made famous in The Eagles song "Life In The Fast Lane
That girl isn't just gorgeous, she is t..
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One who studies heavenly bodies by touch.
I'm am a braille astronomer and I want to touch you.
See touch..
