What is Mrs Mop?
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Generic name for a scrawny grotesque woman who works in a coffee bar but has no idea how to actually make coffee. The only thing she is good at is short-changing Spaniards.
Fetch me a latte. If Mrs Mop's serving, forget it. That gormless bitch wouldn't know a coffee if it jumped out the cup and fucked her shitty old arse.
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Launching a vicious, factually-challenged, hate-filled personal attack against someone, then claiming the mantle of victimhood when call..
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a GaNgStEr slag name for Jacob
"yo, j-on-the-cob wazz up?"
"nothing much dogg, you?"
See jacob, gangsters, ashley..
