What is Mrs Mop?
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Generic name for a scrawny grotesque woman who works in a coffee bar but has no idea how to actually make coffee. The only thing she is good at is short-changing Spaniards.
Fetch me a latte. If Mrs Mop's serving, forget it. That gormless bitch wouldn't know a coffee if it jumped out the cup and fucked her shitty old arse.
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When you start a new job you get given a bad desk and then when someone finally moves on you can take their good desk.
Hey Rakesh, now ..
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Its a girl that is virtually a girlfriend in every way shape and form, however the title girlfriend is still lacking.
Paul's movin..
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The painful cramping during the menstrual cycle.
I can't go out tonight I've got the quivering uterus, it sucks!
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