What is Mrs Mop?
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Generic name for a scrawny grotesque woman who works in a coffee bar but has no idea how to actually make coffee. The only thing she is good at is short-changing Spaniards.
Fetch me a latte. If Mrs Mop's serving, forget it. That gormless bitch wouldn't know a coffee if it jumped out the cup and fucked her shitty old arse.
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When you have a big sore on the end of you cock.
Man one morning I woke up and the was a huge Zitgainonthetoffle on the head of my cock..
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The art of entering a female from behind whilst dipping ones testicles or sack in a jar of Jalapeno's. This must be incorporated wh..
