What is Mrs Mop?
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Generic name for a scrawny grotesque woman who works in a coffee bar but has no idea how to actually make coffee. The only thing she is good at is short-changing Spaniards.
Fetch me a latte. If Mrs Mop's serving, forget it. That gormless bitch wouldn't know a coffee if it jumped out the cup and fucked her shitty old arse.
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A very small penis.
I wouldn't bother with him Judy, he's packing a Vienna Sausage.
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Humogous fat schlong
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The act of double-thumb-gouging the rectum and stretching it open whilst performing doggy style.
If she pisses you off...next time give..
