What is Mrs Mop?
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Generic name for a scrawny grotesque woman who works in a coffee bar but has no idea how to actually make coffee. The only thing she is good at is short-changing Spaniards.
Fetch me a latte. If Mrs Mop's serving, forget it. That gormless bitch wouldn't know a coffee if it jumped out the cup and fucked her shitty old arse.
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Verb: to catch fire to the sky, a symbolic reference to obnoxious musical overtones.
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The act of calling a girl you may or may not have slept with, preferably after meeting her at 7-11 while buying beef jerky, and dissing ..
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1) Anyone you don't like
2) Anyone you know well enough to joke around with
3) A humble term of self-reference
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