What is Mrs Mop?
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Generic name for a scrawny grotesque woman who works in a coffee bar but has no idea how to actually make coffee. The only thing she is good at is short-changing Spaniards.
Fetch me a latte. If Mrs Mop's serving, forget it. That gormless bitch wouldn't know a coffee if it jumped out the cup and fucked her shitty old arse.
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A cheap hooker.
An ugly postitute.
Someone you wouldn't pay a quarter to sleep with.
Damn I can't believe he hit that quart..
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turd ic ulate (n) the microscopic particles of a turd that give a fart that distinctive aroma.
Sandy walked into a cloud of turdiculate..
