What is Mrs Mop?
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Generic name for a scrawny grotesque woman who works in a coffee bar but has no idea how to actually make coffee. The only thing she is good at is short-changing Spaniards.
Fetch me a latte. If Mrs Mop's serving, forget it. That gormless bitch wouldn't know a coffee if it jumped out the cup and fucked her shitty old arse.
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The entirity of being not only a complete fucking dumbass, but a complete failure in life and everything that goes along with it.
Fucki..