Mrsa Edit Meaning

1.

if you get MRSA... you are pretty much fucked.... and you are going to die within 7 days. nothing can cure you, not even antibiotics. you are SOL.

You dumb bitch, i hope you get Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus(aka MRSA).

See fucked, dead, screwed, sol, dumb bitch

2.

MRSA is taking the nation by storm. Recently overblown in exaggerated media reports, high school and college students are dying left and right due to this highly contagious and sexy disease.

It stands for "Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus." Just kidding. It's "Most Rapists Start Aviating."

Unfortunately, MRSA can only be cured by AIDS, and AIDScan only be cured by MRSA. This presents a baffling catch-22that only the brightest of liberal arts school dropouts can rationalize.

If you have MRSA you are recommended to report it to the media ASAP. Tell your doctor once you have talked to at least 5 news sources.

Jerome: Yo homes, what that boil be up on yo' arm?

Chlamydia: I ain't sure dawg... think it's MRSA?

Willoughby: I'm a docta son, lemme check that shit out.

MRSA is running for office as Barack Obama's VP.

Howie Mandel: The banker has offered you AIDS instead of MRSA. Deal... or no deal?

Contestant: But I only went to community college!

See mrsa, aids, staph infection, media

3.

Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus Aureus

A break out at Mt. Greylock Regional High School, as well as thousands of other high schools in the United States of America. Commonly known as a staph infection; this bad ass disease kills bitches. It spreads from sweaty middle school boys touching each other in the locker rooms.

October 17th, Mt. Greylock Regional High School had to evacuate its premises to cleanse the school of MRSA.

See disease, gross

4.

A type of staph infection where you get creepy sores all over your body, spread by skin contact. Can be deadly. Common in schools lately.

*someone coughs during class*

Entire Class: MRSA!!! OMGGGG!! RUNN!!!

See school, contact, sores

5.

The current disease flowing through Saginaw, Michigan. Oozes, and puss, some nasty ass shit.

Man, that kid's got MRSA.

See disease, nasty, puss, gross, saginaw, michigan

6.

MRSA, or Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (Pronounced Mursa) is a game played in City Charter High School, originated in Team B, in which the participants run up to one another, slap each other in the face, scream MRSA, and run away, thus leaving the slapee with MRSA. They then go and slap someone else, in an ongoing epidemic of MRSA.

"DOOD! Nate just ran up to me and slapped me! I GOT FUCKIN' MRSA!"

*slap*"MRSA bitch!"

See tag, slap, ho, awesome, school

7.

Mega Retarded Steph Aids - pronounced MUR SUH

Its a viral infection similar to STAIDS

Mega Retarded Steph Aids - is running rife through the town of Alsager, people are being infected left and right. However its curious as to how this occurs as you can only catch it off the host. It's widely assumed the host must have been getting round a bit. The Alsager populous that attend university are dreading returning home after term ends because of the risk of infection and because of lost loved ones.

Note: It is believed the original infection was contracted by the host after performing sexual relations on frozen faeces.

"Get away from me you MRSA tramp"

Guy A: *eyes up the host*

Guy B: Wouldn't touch that mate, MRSA

Mum... Dad... I have MRSA *hangs head in shame*

See mrsa