Mr.tuliptoes

What is Mr.tuliptoes?

A cat who was once a bad ass alley cat but had a terrible head injury and has been "special" ever since.

He was stuffed in a box and taken to the vet. He came home with staples in his head and stitches where his balls used to be.

"That cat just ate a hornet."

'That's Mr.Tuliptoes. He can't help it, he's "special".'

See tulip, toes, mr.tuliptoes, special

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