Mr.tumnus

What is Mr.tumnus?

The Most wanted fawn in Narnia because he had given every little kid turkish delights and had sex with them.

He is right now in Earth teaching kids at Rye and also attending North Salem High as a little turkish boy.

I hope I don't meet up with Mr.Tumnus today.

See molester, white, hungarian

david

mr.tumnus and david are the same person. i swear

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