What is Ms. Bollmeier's Birthday Surprise?


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A sexual act akin to Cleveland Steameror Bilbo Baggins. Also a dessert item.

Step 1- Defecate and shape into small brown patties.

Step 2- Ejaculate on top of the patties

Step 3- Frost the top with fudge.

Serve while warm.

Little Susie- Ms. Bollmeier's Birthday Surprise treats sure were good!

Little Billy- Oh MY GOD!! You actually ate that shit?1? Do you have any idea what goes into those?

Little Susie- Don't tell me... I feel sick...

See poop, patty, semen, dessert, surprise


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