Msnbc

What is Msnbc?


1.

The liberal version of Fox News. A complete joke of a 24-hour news channel (even considering that 24-hour news is a joke to begin with) that is so liberally biased it is pathetic. Refuses to criticize anyone on MSNBC or NBC programs, but demonizes all other news channels. Known to omit a section of news in online videos that has been debunked to show the entire report was an outright lie. Uses the same tactics as Fox Newsto sensationalize news and to perform character assassination of conservatives. Even matches Fox's worst talking head, Bill O'Reilly, with an equally shit talking head, Keith Olbermann.

The major difference between Fox and MSNBC is that Fox uses token liberals who can't defend their own opinions to effortlessly destroy a dissenting view, while MSNBC just piles bias into a dumpster truck and runs you over with it. Otherwise it is the same limpdick, unprofessional, one-sided reporting that retard party-line voters drool over, because if either side were ever asked the tough questions, people would realize how shit both Republicans and Democratsreally are.

The religious right watches Fox, the looney left watches MSNBC, and everyone else debates which one is the worst cable news channel ever, Faux News or PMSNBC.

Fox News: "SE"XBOX Mass Effect Scandal

(Have you even played the game? "No.")

MSNBC: Global Warming "North Pole" Scandal

(This is the North Pole. Wait, penguins? Oops! Just take the penguins out of the online video, no retraction needed!)

See fox news, bullshit, nbc, bias, retard

2.

MSNBC Pretends to be a 24 hour News network. Unlike CNNand even Fox News, MSNBC does not play news or news updates for several hours on weekends and late at night. Instead they play lame documentaries like "Lock-Up: behind bars!" If you watch you can learn prison sucks and it is populated by both dangerous people and people that do not want to be there! Datelite reruns from 10 years ago are another MSNBC favorite. Major events have happened and they did not interrupt "Headliners and Legends: Cher."!!! But who need to know about a bomb going off in Baghdadkilling five marines when you could be watching Cher on a 24 hour News Channel.

Most

Scum

Nightly

Bashing

Clintons

Obama made elitistremarks in San Fransisco saying Pennsylvanians, "cling to guns or religion." So MSNBC Pundits and host down played the remarks saying they don't know what he meant. Some how they all knew Bill Clinton was being racist for saying Jesse Jacksondid well in South Carolina then not so well in the remaining primaries.

It's fitting Microsoft owns a stake in MSNBC. Their Journalism is about as reliable as windows.

See obamabot, obamamobile

3.

MSNBC= Al Jazeera network. Left wing bias, that only left wing nuts listen to. Worst ratings on television. Has idiots like Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, and Chris Matthews. All liberal nuts who bow down to our socialist president.

Man, this MSNBC channel is an anti-American channel filled with a bunch of whiners.

See msnbc, anti-american

4.

A joint venture of MSN and NBC. Broadcasts news on cable television and online. Competes with numerous news networks.

Should I watch CNN, ABC, or MSNBC?

5.

mutant snot nosed brat capitalists

Where else can you find more quarter million dollar degrees worth of education and six figure salaries than at msnbc?

See education, capitalism, programming

6.

A 24/7 cable news network. It is owned by Microsoft and NBC. The sister networks of MSNBC are: CNBC, Bravo, and NBC.

MSNBC the second best cable news channel on cable since CNN. Yes it is better then the stupid FOX News Channel too.

See Mike


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