What is Mt. Enterprise?
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A small East Texas town of 500 people. Located between Hennerson and Naca-nowhere. There is no mountain and the town is hardly enterprising. Probably the most famous speed trap in Texas (especially for young, good-looking women). Also recently cited for its innovative "jake-brake law". The county is dry, eleven miles to the "Y" (except for Landmarkers who drve to Dallas so no-one will see them in the liquor store). Town slogan: "Flourishing Hypocrisy!"
Be sure and stop at the Mt. Enterprise mall (exxon station) when passing through.
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