Mtd

What is Mtd?


1.

Mentally Transmitted Disease

Frank went to church one time and believed what they said, now he has an MTD

See religion, sheep, mind control, christian, idiot

2.

MTD, or MySpace Transmitted Disease, is something you implicitly have when you are added by a girl with a webcam. They are nasty people, who in all likeliness do not care who they ask to be their freinds, they just want to be "watched". These can also be contracted by people who are added by MySpace whores, aka people with over 200 friends who are not musicians.

"'Hey man, check this out! 'hi! i'm jennifer and i'm kinda new to this, but ur 2 cute!!! i also have a ****free webcam**** check it out!!!!' 'Sick, I can already feel the MTD settling in.'"

See gross, myspace, webcam, desperate

3.

Acronym mean "mouth to dick".

Guy 1: "Hey, how'd your date with sara go?"

Guy 2: "Good"

Guy 1: "Did she give you any mtd action?"

Guy 2: "Nah, but some mtd would've been nice though."

See acronym, mouth, dick, head, blowjob

4.

A musically transmitted disease

Person one: LALALALALALA

Person two: Why are you singing that?

Person one: My friend "Bob" gave me an MTD

See disease, mtd, amazing

5.

short for Mountain Dew

Hey, throw me a mtd

See 420

6.

Special human species. Only found on a few places on earth. Some were found at hgb

He´s a mtd


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