M:tg Edit Meaning

1. 1337493 is leetspeak for leetage. A guy goes to a dinner party. A nice girl comes up to him and asks him "What do you do as your ..

1. Is just another way of saying hey fucker with a little something extra. What's up fuckluck, what were you doing last night crackal..

1. -from olde english arsebortion. 1. the act of taking a dump, so large that your ass feels that it has gone through an abortion. I'..