M:tg Edit Meaning

1. After a girl has diarrhea a drip of poo slides down her gooch into her vagina causeing a brown tear. I was eating out Laura last night ..

1. Someone or something that is sexually attracted to marshmallows "hey that guy's sexxing a marshmallow, he must be mallowsexua..

1. 34 beer saturdays funded by selling the books you need to pass class warning: may cause your life to fall into shambles Ohhh man i pul..