M:tg Edit Meaning

1. To go out on the town dressed like a male model, hit on anything with fake tits, get numbers from the fake tits and proceed to never cal..

1. A take on morbidly obese but only used for extremely ugly people. Person 1: Dude, your girlfriend is morbidly ugly Person 2: Yer i kno..

1. When a man tit-fucks a woman, normally at or above the age of 75, from behind by swinging her breasts over her shoulders on to her back...