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The Doggie Bag left at the restaurant
"Boy, are the dogs going to be disappointed. The Doggie Bag I got for them is still sitting..
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Any idiot who works for a package delivery company and leaves large boxes or expensive electronic equipement at a recipients home withou..
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To get so intoxicated that walking in a straight line becomes impossible.
Get your swerve on (past tense use): Lyndsey sure got her sw..