What is Mtving?
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(even though I LOVE MTV). MTVing is when one bullshits and says they'll do something (i.e. someone who claims to work at a pizza store), but what they really do is NOTHING near what you thought (i.e. somewho works at the pizza store, but they are really a taxidermist).
"I booked a flight to Paris, but those fuckers took me to Canada... they were SO MTVing me!" (that really happened to me)
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literally short for "hot bananas". Used as an expression of exclamation. MUST be used in a southern accent or not at all.
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An irrationally biased and narrow-viewed blog writer, typically unable to articulate the fundamental premises of multi-faceted arguments..
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Oral stimulation of the feces
John: Hey Don, I gotta take a turd!!
Don: Sweet dude! It's the perfect chance to test out my fecafe..
